Conspiracy Theories

So, this morning at 0515 Canon wakes up, wants to nurse back to sleep...which for the sake of my sleeping, I give in to. He nurses for a minute or two, falls back to sleep and again..for benefit of my own sleep, I put him back to bed. The process awakened him a little too much, so he screamed for a good 20 minutes.

This, of course, woke Ty up. So, I pull him into my bed while Canon finishes his screaming fit.

Then, Canon is down. Finally.

0550 - Ty is rolling all over the place in bed, restless and wont settle down. I dont want to take him back to his bed, for risk of waking up Canon again. THAT took him another 15 minutes to get settled.

Then, Ty is down. Finally.

0605 - we are keeping my friends dog, who was in her kennel in the living room (she snores..the dog, not my friend). Somehow, in the business of the past few minutes SHE woke up, escaped her kennel and came whining next to the bed. So, I scooped her up and got her in a comfy spot for all of us (I am now sharing my side of the bed with a three year old and a rat-looking dog).

Then, Kela is down. Finally.

0615 - Goliath is jealous, so hearing the ruckus he TOO starts insisting on joining us in the bed. However, he is in the closet (sounds mean, I know but he likes it in there and it makes him NOT be in my bed) and his usual morning routine is to claw at the door which resembles thunder in our bedroom. So, I quietly yell at her..while trying not to disturb Ty or the other mutt who are resting beside and on me. Yes, Adrian is dead to the world.

Then, Goliath is settled. Finally.

0635 - No lie. Canon is awake, reenergized from his 30 nap and is up for the day.

Yes, I do believe in conspiracy theories. They ALL plot against me. I know it. How else could they all so perfectly sychronize their wake/sleep schedules?